Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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