She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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