i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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