Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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