we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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