Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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