i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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