My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
