Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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