Don't you send me to vm
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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