so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
