I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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