I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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