The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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