420 ftw
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Randomize
