i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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