I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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