That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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