loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
