can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just google imaged poop.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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