It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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