Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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