I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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