Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
