Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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