Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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