I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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