I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
