so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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