I wish you could order shots online.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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