Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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