they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Shame - the story of my life.
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