Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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