My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Pants are for mortals
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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