I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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