I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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