I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
