party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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