Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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