Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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