The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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