do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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