He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
A bitchslap is in order.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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