It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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