Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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