Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We have so much sex to catch up on
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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