she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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