Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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