Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize