ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Couch. On fire.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Randomize
