never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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