my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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