Porn is love you can see.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
okay pat passed out under dana's car
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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