If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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