Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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