I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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