He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i just google imaged poop.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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