just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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