ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
not ubering you a puppy
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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